when life gives you turds, don’t try to make lemonade

secret mottoes? okay, i do have one.

here’s something i learned in the usual way (the hard one): when life gives you turds, don’t try to make lemonade. you know? sometimes looking on the bright side of things, or being super clever, or turning your frown upside down, etc., doesn’t do you any good. you cannot make a refreshing summer beverage out of poo.

when life gives you turds, don’t pick them up. if you have to pick them up for some reason, do not squeeze them.

you’re welcome.

2 thoughts on “when life gives you turds, don’t try to make lemonade

  1. Very funny! Good advice indeed… Back away, watch where you are stepping and wear gloves if you have to touch them. Though I’m pretty sure some people DO make them into lemonade and they successful sell it by the bucketful.

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