{"id":302,"date":"2017-01-13T22:35:06","date_gmt":"2017-01-14T06:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/?page_id=302"},"modified":"2022-10-24T14:28:14","modified_gmt":"2022-10-24T21:28:14","slug":"302-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello."},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Hey there.<\/h4>\n<p>I write in Portland, Oregon. I also live there, but that seems like a somewhat secondary activity. As for my upbringing, I was raised by wolves in the wilds of Alaska. Which sounds more exciting than it actually was, believe me.<\/p>\n<p>I am a fan of Story, all kinds in any format, books, movies, games, graphic novels, poems, miscellany found abandoned at bus stops, etc. If I were to be stranded on an island with only one book \u2013 well I hope it would be a practical one about surviving on wild plants or weaving blankets out of your own hair or something. But if I were instead stranded in a fully-stocked convenience store after the zombie apocalypse, I would be okay with having a copy of <em>Watership Down<\/em> by Richard Adams. Because bunnies are awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey there. I write in Portland, Oregon. I also live there, but that seems like a somewhat secondary activity. As for my upbringing, I was raised by wolves in the wilds of Alaska. Which sounds more exciting than it actually was, believe me. I am a fan of Story, all kinds in any format, books, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-302","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P4FBNg-4S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.haleyisleib.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}